THE BIG FIGHT

The fight of the year called, “This Time It’s for Realisies" will be taking place at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey on February 16th. The fight will be held in room 2108 located on the second floor of the education building. It will begin at approximately 10:50 am. The maximum number of people the room can hold is twenty-six; therefore, tickets are limited. The two players that will be participating in this profligate occasion is the heavyweight champion herself, “Live to kill Liv” and her competitor “Stephanie the slammer.” Both participants seem highly confident that they will be able to win the match. “Live to kill Liv” said that she “fights like Snookie,” in other words, she fights dirty. Two of her famous techniques is clawing and pulling her opponents hair. “Stephanie the slammer” said that her famous technique is that she is a knockout fighter. She mentioned that she doesn’t fight dirty or trashy, but instead she just knocks her opponent straight to the ground. After interviewing both sides, I would have to say that “Live to kill Liv” has the upper hand on this match. Not only because she is much taller, but also because she has won several more matches than “Stephanie the slammer.” From my records, “Stephanie the slammer” last fight was a year ago, which she lost to “Melissa the Masher.” Being out of the game for so long could decrease her chances of winning this match. Both competitors seem convinced that they will be the next champion. It looks like this will be an exhilarating match.